I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She told me I should be a condom model.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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