so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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