The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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