Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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