i may or may not be watching the land before time
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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