I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I enjoy the company of your penis
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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