its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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