that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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