you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I have fence marks all over my body
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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