haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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