Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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