I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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