What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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