they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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