my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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I understand Curling. That high.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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