Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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