i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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