i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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