I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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