So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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