I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
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My vagina just recognized that song.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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