i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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