white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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