apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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