So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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