I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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