Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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