the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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