Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
