good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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