just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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