I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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