Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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