She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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