and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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