dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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