On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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