Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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