Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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