is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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