Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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