Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
ttyl tear gas
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
