Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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