so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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