Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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