even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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