he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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