is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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