Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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