Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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