dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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