I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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