I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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