I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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